水雉 ~~
快樂時光
During their silver anniversary, ! a wife reminded her husband, Do you
remember
when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an
hour?
在二十五周年紀念時，一位太太提醒她的丈夫： "你還記得你向我求婚的那天，
我被打動得無法說話長達一小時？
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
丈夫回答： "是的，親愛的，那是我一生中最快樂的時光。"
手拉手
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
我們時常都手拉手。如果放開，她就會去購物了。
結婚周年
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太： "結婚周年紀念，你想去那 ??？"
She said, Somewhere I have never been!
她說： "那都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說： "廚房怎麼樣？"
住口
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door,who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫， 你會讓那一個先進來？
The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。
